Princess Lily's Blog V1: //Illusion Is Everything\\

19 F, California
Locale: So. California
Status: Involved

*"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them." -William Clayton

"With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon."

"Half the people in the world are below average." -Anonymous

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight" -Phyllis Diller

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

"Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure." -Jarger

"The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words." -From an article on the growth of federal regulations in the Oct. 24th issue of (National Review)

Jack Sparrow: "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." -Pirates of the Carribbean (COTBP)

"Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."
-Unknown

"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful."
-Anton Szandor LaVey

"Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped himself a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back."
-Pirates of The Carribbean (COTBP)